• Black t-shirt with red text 'RELAX WE ARE GOING TO DIE'.
  • A folded black t-shirt with red text 'RELAX WE ARE GOING TO DIE'.
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Relax We’re All Going to Die – Existential Graphic Shirt

Relax We’re All Going to Die – Existential Graphic Shirt

$15.78 USD
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Embrace the Inevitable — with Style.


Meet the Relax We’re All Going to Die tee: a stark, thought-provoking reminder wrapped in minimalist design. Featuring the phrase “Relax, we’re all going to die” in bold red typography across the chest, this shirt fuses dark humor, existential reflection, and street-ready style into one powerful statement.

 

Perfect for lovers of sarcasm, minimalism, and meaningful messages—this tee challenges you to live each day deliberately.

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Product Information

✔ Ultra-Soft Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort.

✔ Timeless Crew Neck: A versatile, everyday essential.

✔ Structured Fit: Durable side seams maintain shape.

✔ Bold & Vibrant: Advanced printing techniques ensure long-lasting designs.

✔ Sustainably Made: Ethical production supports fair labor practices.

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Composition & Care

Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

Bleach: Non-chlorine only

Tumble Dry: Low heat

Ironing: Not recommended

Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean