• A t-shirt with a smiley face emoji on the front and the phrase “Everything Hurts and I am Hungry” in a retro font on the back.
  • A black t-shirt with a smiley face emoji on the front and the phrase “Everything Hurts and I am Hungry” in a retro font on the back.
  • A folded black t-shirt with a smiley face emoji on the front and the phrase “Everything Hurts and I am Hungry” in a retro font on the back.
  • A folded heather gray t-shirt with a smiley face emoji on the front and the phrase “Everything Hurts and I am Hungry” in a retro font on the back.
  • A heather gray t-shirt with a smiley face emoji on the front and the phrase “Everything Hurts and I am Hungry” in a retro font on the back.
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Soleless Dreams Creates

Everything Hurts and I am Hungry Retro Workout Tee

Everything Hurts and I am Hungry Retro Workout Tee

$25.15 USD
$25.15 USD
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For the perpetually sore and snacky gym enthusiast, this t-shirt is a must-have. A smiley face emoji with 'x' eyes and its tongue out is featured on the front left. The back comically states “Everything Hurts and I am Hungry” in a creative wavy retro font, with a barbell cleverly placed in the middle. It’s the perfect, relatable tee for post-workout recovery (and refueling).

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Product Information

✔ Ultra-Soft Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort.

✔ Timeless Crew Neck: A versatile, everyday essential.

✔ Structured Fit: Durable side seams maintain shape.

✔ Bold & Vibrant: Advanced printing techniques ensure long-lasting designs.

✔ Sustainably Made: Ethical production supports fair labor practices.

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Composition & Care

Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

Bleach: Non-chlorine only

Tumble Dry: Low heat

Ironing: Not recommended

Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean